pardoning the turkey 

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

pardoning the turkey by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

Unscrew The Tip 

The act of unscrewing one's 'tip' of the penis, and putting it into a plastic case with liquid.

Peter: Ah man, i had to unscrew the tip on friday, it was proper itching

Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry

Unscrew The Tip by dr dipper January 9, 2010

tossing the toenails 

(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.

See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.

Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?

Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.

Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.

Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.

Betty: Did it taste good?

Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.

tossing the toenails by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010

Set the table 

When one meets an Eastside girl and engages in sexual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.

Example 1

"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"

Example 2

"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"

Set the table by the koney killa February 23, 2010

Join the tribe 

A phrase usually used before a man initiates a woman into one of two female tribes.

Look woman you done pissed me off! Now you gonna have to join the tribe!

Join the tribe by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

burn the tree

just another way to say lets smoke (usually weed)

do u wanna go burn the tree tonight

burn the tree by callofduty4green July 14, 2010

Missed the towel 

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and try to get on towel but hits the floor or somewhere other than the towel he was aiming at.

Andrew: so embarrased, dont even want to say what happened.

John: what happen? you missed the towel?

Andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim

Missed the towel by andrewpaulos111 July 26, 2010