A sauna cock is a more lengthy version of the male reproductive organ. One would say the hot atmosphere of the sauna (pornstar room) allows for adequate blood flow which results in a bone ranger, third leg, swinging meat type elongation of that penis that must be carefully not stepped in by the user as the long cock could become a tripping hazard.
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We all know a few Cock Guzzlers they are around every corner.
by The_Likeable_One November 25, 2019
Get the Cock Guzzler mug.A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.
I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.
by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019
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Man Jerry thinks women owe it to him to have sex with them. Hes such a cock-coffin.
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Alice is racist. She is such a cock-coffin
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Alice is racist. She is such a cock-coffin
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Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
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