A term that is overused by people who don't know what it means, or misogynists who want to chastise men who do stuff for women, real or fictional.
Maidenless Roblox Player: I can't believe you spent over 300 Robux on Deluxe Crates to get the Gun Gale Ranger skin in Tower Defense Simulator. You are a simp!
Deluxe Skin Enjoyer: Deluxe crate unboxings are RNG, plus I think Gun Gale Ranger looks cool.
Maidenless Roblox Player: You just proved my point, simp! You're downbad for a lego woman.
Deluxe Skin Enjoyer: *sells all towers and places farms near the path before leaving the server in frustration.*
Deluxe Skin Enjoyer: Deluxe crate unboxings are RNG, plus I think Gun Gale Ranger looks cool.
Maidenless Roblox Player: You just proved my point, simp! You're downbad for a lego woman.
Deluxe Skin Enjoyer: *sells all towers and places farms near the path before leaving the server in frustration.*
by VultureSniper July 30, 2023
Get the Simp mug.S.I.M.P (Squirrels In My Pants) from Phineas and Ferb
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
by dustypetals August 10, 2023
Get the SIMP mug.Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.
Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”
Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023
Get the Simp Whay mug.A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
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Get the Simp mug.A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone
"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"
by Skeeterskeet August 21, 2023
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