J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

OJ flow J

A fit African American man smoothly and in a flowing pattern gives you what would commonly be referred to as a handjob

Damn did that nigga give you a OJ flow J

by Cripple Killer May 29, 2019

j

pronounced "jay", it means jealous or jealousy

1. yoooo did you see john got a new girlfriend?
- yeah dude, tracy's gonna be so j

by cyclonehunter123 October 31, 2023

J. Roush

A poor investor. Someone who buy’s high and sell’s low. Tries to time the market but ultimately fails.

I J. Roush’d my portfolio when I bought BA at $230 and sold at $140.

by Iron_Lotus November 18, 2020

j

j is so awesome and kind and awesome 💪

J IS SO SWAG

by spencer404 July 10, 2021

the lil j special

when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child

bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck

by pixelatorcyte September 24, 2022

J and A loves

It's a signal that a person name start with J fall in love with a person who have a name start with A. So they love each other and their start a happy life.

Im sorry bro, but just to make u know that J and A loves each other.

by DYL_ April 10, 2025