South Dakota Fire Drill

A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.

"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"

by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co.

A group of schizofrenic pedophile fire fighters who wrap the town up in small community activities until the citizens come in different numbers where small groups are studied and then cornered for the firefighters to molest and terrorise. For every new child corrupted a new childs toy or clothing item from a baby is left out in the street for passerbys on the road to w t f at and feel uncomfortable. Over the years there have been nickeloidean toys, car bears, childrens clothing placed strategically on the road in a very delicate fashion. There are gory rumors that the judges even play along in this fantasy turned reality of disturbing whole peaceful communities and going to further disturb the towns people.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has not had any arrests on their molesters unlike the several up in the next town with similar mailing address zip.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.

by Ok ew October 31, 2025

Starting a fire

When two men generate heat by rubbing their erect penises together.

P1: How’d you get that burn on your dick?
P2: My boyfriend and I were starting a fire.

by darkerparkerjarker November 15, 2025

why we on fire

cuz we lit

why we on fire
cuz we lit 🪱

by GoodCivilian November 20, 2025

Ring of Fire

When you apply any hot sauce on your tongue and proceed to give your partner a rimjob

"Dude last night she told me she was a Johnny Cash fan so I gave her a Ring of Fire"

by Happytism December 9, 2025

The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant

When a girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pulls the man's knees up to her shoulders as he violently spews laxative induced volcanic diarrhea across the room. Commonly announced in conversation as the abbreviation, F.M.F.H.

Hey babe, since the owner of this Airbnb was being such a lying jerk, wanna do the F.M.F.H.(The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant) on the kitchen counter before we leave?

by JBone9940 December 12, 2025

Ring of fire

A slang term for the clap

It burns, burns, burns! That bitch gave me the ring of fire. I got blood and puss coming out my pee hole

by Rocheman4280 December 31, 2025