While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
Get the Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Eventmug. by adaywithdaae June 10, 2019
Get the Anal Gravymug. The anal starfish is when you're able to find a woman who is loose enough you can slide your hand in her butthole and high-five the last guy that was in there.
Dennis. " Yo bro...We had the best vacation in Maine.. me and my son we're in the beach and found a whole cash of star fish!"
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "
by Captain A ron December 25, 2020
Get the Anal star fishmug. The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.
by Slimecraw January 12, 2021
Get the Anal Vandalismmug. When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.
by The Urban Stuff September 29, 2019
Get the Anal sausagemug. She’s an amazing person who loves books,
anime, and sushi. she’s kinda lazy but when she is productive gets every thing done. she also has 72637363784 different laughs and is super fun to be around.
anime, and sushi. she’s kinda lazy but when she is productive gets every thing done. she also has 72637363784 different laughs and is super fun to be around.
by yourfavoritemacchiato November 24, 2021
Get the Analizemug. by dank memmes March 23, 2024
Get the Anal Therapymug.