Long Moment

It's like a blonde moment, except with tall people with acts of clumbsyness.

Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.

Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL

Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.

Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.

by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010

Hunter Moment

When an individual named Hunter has a dumbass moment of not understanding or hearing someone.

Amy didn’t hear me when I was talking right next to her, she had a “Hunter Moment”.

by Narcolepsy April 7, 2025

A "Joakim" Moment

The moment you think you have come up with a great idea to solve an "important" problem, this idea actually ruins everything.
Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.

The moment somebody comes up an idea to put down a grease fire with a bucket of water is considered A "Joakim" Moment

by 3FAS April 24, 2025

Bread moment

This is when someone does something stupid particularly in a gaming setting

I can’t believe you did that bread moment.

by Nvidia_bread April 27, 2022

Goombah moment

When your Italian friend says some dumb ass shit.

(Can be used on none Italians as a comparison as well)

Ex:

Tony: Hey if the world is round, then how come our maps are flat?

That is a goombah moment.

by That big WOP August 16, 2021

Miley Moment

when someone sheds their former childhood self especially in a very sexual manner

For me, coming out as a furry is my miley moment.

by stick549549 December 17, 2020

banana moment

the banana and condom moment in human development

mom guess what

what

i just had the banana moment in class today

by oohlalalala23 November 26, 2010