Michael

Michael is one of the most charismatic people you will ever meet. He will always be there for you no matter what, and will always listen to what you have to say. At first he may come off blunt when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will shortly find out that he has a huge heart and really cares. He can be stubborn and LOVES to be right, but you will love him no matter what. He has the most beautiful eyes and fluffy hair. His personality is one of a kind and you wont ever find someone like him, its hard not to fall for a Michael, and once you do, its near to impossible to get over him. You can go on for hours talking to him and wont get bored. He has a deep and calming voice that will never fail to give you butterfly's. He has the amazing most contagious smile, even though he doesn't agree and has low self esteem he is really one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet, any time you feel like crying or you feel sad he will cheer you up and put a smile on your face. If you have a Michael in your life, just know that you are a lucky person, and never loose him.
Girl 1: Michael is one of the best people I've ever met, I cant get my mind off him.
by mialovesmike<3 June 27, 2022
mugGet the Michaelmug.

Mason Michael Awn

A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.
- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
by EldenJohn April 28, 2022
mugGet the Mason Michael Awnmug.

Michael and Naomi

Michael and Naomi are two people that have been friends ever since they were kids. They love each other and are good friends. Michael and Naomi are always there for each other.

Michael and Naomi are now married and have 555 kids. They created an orphanage together and love each of their 555 kids dearly. But nothing beats their love for each other.
"Michael and Naomi love each other very much."
"Look! Its Michael and Naomi, the two owners of the Monkey Orphanage"
by michaelzhaq March 24, 2024
mugGet the Michael and Naomimug.

The Michael Irvin

When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.
I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.
by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025
mugGet the The Michael Irvinmug.

michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan
michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023
mugGet the michael jordanmug.

Michael Duane

A smokin' HOT man with long, beautiful hair, and huge, sexy muscles (better to choke you with, my dear 😈).... His hypnotic baby blue eyes will rock your world (and make you drop your panties).... And although he may have the devilish power of charm and ability to evoke feelings you never knew you could have so INTENSELY (like Lucifer Morningstar), his all Irish name means "Little Dark One Like God"...
Truly, Michael is the Archangel... He will fight off dragons and any evil forces which try to hurt his beloved. Michael Duane is fiercely loyal and fights for Justice. ⚖️
Aside from being a little hot-headed and stubborn, Michael is adaptable and always knows how to make people smile. Has many friends but calls them "good acquaintances"... But not to worry, it isn't so difficult to up that ranking 😎
Overall, Michael Duane is absolute DYNAMITE packed in a cute lil petite body, and you will never leave an unsatisfied customer when you request his services... He can make you laugh everyday, just by being his goobery self. He can take you over the edge, in every way/sense imaginable. He will turn your world upside down, but you'll love every minute of it😈
Never miss out on a chance to say hello and gaze into the eyes of a Wizzard called Michael Duane 💙
1. "Did you hear about Michael Duane?"
2. "No, did he die or something?"
1. "No!!! He stole someone's girl again!!!"
2. "That ridiculously sexy bastard......"
by ilovemichaelduane July 26, 2022
mugGet the Michael Duanemug.

Share this definition