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Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out
"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024
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Michael aderman

-God. Not a. THE.

There's only ONE Michael Aderman.

-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.

-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.

- Daddy

-"It is what it is" personified.

- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.
You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.

What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.

Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!
by SatansWh<3re666 March 31, 2023
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Michael Andrews

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!
by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020
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Michael Treadway

There’s the wrong way, the right way, and the Treadway. There’s also the no pants Treadway… long story.
You’ve never heard of Michael Treadway? Man, you must not be in band, huh!
by notabandkid May 16, 2022
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Michael

In love with maskeen
back off...
I mean it bitch
damn Michael and maskeen are so hot
by cracked at valorant December 5, 2021
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michael

Michael is a coward. A man who hides behind technology to cause harm to those he has distain for. Although Michael may act tough, he is nothing more than a gutless bull, a troll even. Michael hates his own self and has a hard time looking ilin the mirror due to his lack of courage. A lack of courage to not only face his enemy but those he harms through technology.
Michael, oh yeah, I've heard of him he's quite the coward.
by Throne AKA JellyBean May 4, 2022
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