boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017

boner subs

When your in subway, ask for a Boner Sub. A boner sub is a hard dick inside toasty buns. That's why it's my favorite thing to get topped with Mayo.

I can't wait to get my favorite boner sub from subway so I can take it home for delicious and messy results. Boner subs are the best!

by Happy 2.0.1.4 January 09, 2017

Chest Boners

When someone's nipples become erect.

The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.

by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022

Two Boner

two things happening at once, getting two of something, etc

can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)

Example 1:
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!

by peachprincepop11 July 28, 2024

demi boner

A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.

Girl: "You're so hard right now"
Guy: "Yeah, I've got a demi boner"

by Poomah March 05, 2018

Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

Boner on top

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)

Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night

by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021