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Urban Dictionary Rage 

This is the act of getting super pissed off because everytime you hit random on your Urban Dictionary app you get retarded words like "Lana" that describe peoples friends and are most likely retarded attempts to flirt with someone. No one cares about "Lana" she is probably a skank who goes down for dimes, but not on you hence the reason you are desperately trying to get her attention. After about 20 minutes of searching Urban Dictionary you toss your phone at the nearest person you don't like and go back to web surfing for porn.
Person 1: "Why are you buying a new phone?"

Person 2: "I got Urban Dictionary Rage and hurled my old one into that ugly skank Lana's forehead before going back to porn and jerking off."

Person 1: "well played"

Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection 

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary, it is rejected, and you pause to contemplate why.
I try to define rapediculous on U.D. as a situation that is bad and also ridiculous, but this word and definition is rejected. Why? Too naughty / sexist? There's far filthier on U.D... Not funny? Not used? I use it... How can I clean it up slightly and get it through? ...Do they have a file on me?...Is it time for me to grow up?...the Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection...

Urban Dictionary Nazi 

A man (mostly men) that refuse to accept good sound urban dictionary definitions without valid reason and also without any empathy for how the submitter must feel (rejection after rejection).
"Did you see that urban dictionary mail? The Urban Dictionary Nazi's at work again. Give me a napkin. *sniff* Bastards!
Urban Dictionary Nazi by Cointopay September 15, 2014

Urban Dictionary Evangelist 

Someone who posts extremely biased definitions on urban dictionary for no other purpose than promoting their pet ideology. This can include a glowingly positive definition of something they believe in, or more often, a hateful definition of something they disagree with.
The definitions for controversial subjects like religion have been taken over by Urban Dictionary Evangelists.

urban dictionary bitches 

The people who use urban dictionary and then complain about being offened by it. Urban dictionary bitches can also be known as pretentious hypocrites
Guy 1: urban dictionary made me and my girl feel like second rate humans
Guy 2: stop being a fucking pair of urban dictionary bitches and get a life

Urban Dictionary name entry

You put a person's name in a new word entry because you hate them. Imagine Brad banged your crush. Do what a virgin would do and make a word entry about him. Make it extra salty.
Salted Person on U.D.: I'm making a Urban Dictionary name entry "Brad is a loser who bangs your crush right before she said she didn't to go on a date with you. He smells like beef and actually has testosterone, but it doesn't matter because he is a loser. *sobs*