Crofter’s pie

The use of haggis as a dildo, or in the highlands of Scotland substituting haggis for lube.

“I was very lonely up on the hill so I gave my favourite sheep a crofter’s pie.”

by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018

Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.

Nothing I love more than breakfast pie.

by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020

Mud cream pie

The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex

Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.

by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017

pookie-pie

someone who is fabulous, important, hot , and sexy <3

"Bbl drake is a such pookie-pie"

by becky43 June 1, 2022

Karim-Pie

When the meatfan extrordinaire gives you a cream-pie.

Guys did you hear? Ali got a sick Karim-Pie last night.

by OhGollyOhGee. September 20, 2020

Pie catching

It's like a golden shower, but worse...

Chris was a total piss queen, but he decided to spice it up with some pie catching.

by Doyo October 28, 2013

Laying pie

Having no regard for pregnancy and spraying inside a broad.

Dude 1: Hey man what were you up to last night?
Dude 2: I was laying pie with some girl from the bar

by crullycubes October 7, 2022