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Debby ryan

1.the most beautiful, sexy and attractive looking person who has the face of a god/goddess
2.you have the smirk of debby ryan herself
by Bichgetyouruglyassoopaloompass October 12, 2020
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cate ryan

anyone with this name is obviously DROP DEAD gorgeous. literally everyone wishes they were her. If your name is Cate Ryan, you’re probably a literal BEAST at Roblox.. literally you’re lucky to breath the same air as Cate Ryan...
Him: Hey I met this hottie on Roblox
Him 2: hey are you talking about Cate Ryan?
Him: YEAH HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Him 2: THATS MY ROBLOX GF WHAT THE HECK MAN?!
*dramatic fight starts and Cate Ryan walks in to break up her one of many lovers*
by cateeryan April 5, 2021
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Tom Ryan

A man who can’t resist going to throb and having his way with as many hens as humanly possible.
What are you doing up in Darwin “I’m chucking a Tom Ryan “
by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin June 23, 2021
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Dirty Ryan

A fat pig who has pictures of gay pornography on his mobile phone
by I hate my ugly friends August 4, 2021
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Paul Ryan

A Republican, 7-term Congressman from Wisconsin, currently serving his 8th term. Paul Ryan is a complete budget wonk, and spends his time engaged in the (mostly futile) task of telling the government how ridiculous its fiscal policy is and begging it to come up with a tax plan that isn't 2000 pages long. Oddly enough, he seems to enjoy this role.

Many women (commonly referred to as Ryanistas) consider him to be the sexiest man alive and spend most of their days fantasizing about his body and sending hate mail to his wife. When Governor Mitt Romney announced that Mr. Ryan was his running-mate during the 2012 presidential election, Ryanistas all over the country had a collective orgasm and were incapacitated for weeks.

Mr. Ryan has faced criticism because he once referred to rape as "a method of conception." Apparently, the people who were outraged by this statement could not accept that his words were truth and refused to cut him some slack for his inelegant statement, forgetting that he spends most of his time crunching numbers rather than counseling rape victims.

Overall, a smart (although nerdy), somewhat charismatic guy with a ripped bod that most of his haters are either jealous of or secretly lust after.
Paul Ryan? He can get fiscal with me any time he wants.
by tvclotag December 4, 2012
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dropped like a ryan

When one person says something stupid, and then his/her friend proceeds to give them one swift sidearm fist to the solar plexus; resulting in them falling to the ground grasping for air while his/her friends laugh histerically.
Ryan: Yo Dog, get your lighta back be4 he teef dat.

Taylor: Did you just say teef?

Ryan: Yeah! Why Dog?

Taylor: (then proceeds to "drop him like a ryan")

Ryan: (Proceeds to get "dropped like a ryan) AHHHHH PAIN!
by red poo wagon January 19, 2004
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Holy Ryan Seacrest

Commonly utilized as an expression denoting moderate excitement, amusement, and/or mild indifference when cussy words are simply unacceptable, i.e. You're in a church/at a daycare/in a Carl's Junior drive-thru ordering a Hot Carl. When Holy AIDS has too much zazz and personality, and when Holy Shit just isn't feasible or polite, unzip your grab bag of phrases and reach for the stars. And, banality.
#1: "Did you see last night's episode of____? Holy Ryan Seacrest! It was so flamboyantly average, I could actually feel myself dying a little bit inside with every passing minute that I continued watching. Naturally, I recorded it so I could review it and subsequently spark uninspired discussions on my Facebook page, both for, and against, topics of my choosing surrounding said show."

#2: "I ordered a Big Mac and found myself having to take a--Holy Ryan Seacrest, did you just see that mime across the street get beat up by those ventriloquists?"

#3: "I just flew here from Cleveland and Holy Ryan Seacrest are my arms tired."

#4: "Your command of the English language has been classified as mildly-illiterate at best and you can barely secure the velcro on your dress shoes, yet you were voted in as Leader of the Free World for eight years? Holy Ryan Seacrest- I didn't think you had it in you, Georgie. Kudos."
by amateurmetheus September 26, 2009
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