Poop Chutes and Bladders

to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.

"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"

by Stinky Whitsleteeth September 12, 2003

go poop in their cheerios

seeking vengeance on an individual that disturbs your duties by not doing their own job.

Rhaman neglected to get milk for everyone to be able to eat breakfast the next day, so Jordan decided to go poop in their cheerios

by the pork puller August 24, 2011

Pounding the Poop Chute

The sexual act in which intercourse takes place in the anus and rectum. Also refered to as anal sex, and butt fuggin.

Jim didn't want to get her pregnant, so he began pounding the poop chute instead.

by t-nad February 14, 2010

Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

poop poo train

The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!

These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.

1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!

2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!

3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!

by nimbys_suck October 16, 2018

Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013

Pre-Toilet Poop

To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet

I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop

by Mdgriff August 18, 2014