Poop Chutes and Bladders

to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.

"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"

by Stinky Whitsleteeth September 12, 2003

Pounding the Poop Chute

The sexual act in which intercourse takes place in the anus and rectum. Also refered to as anal sex, and butt fuggin.

Jim didn't want to get her pregnant, so he began pounding the poop chute instead.

by t-nad February 14, 2010

Poop Shoot Glory

The feeling of euphoria one gets after taking a particularly satisfying dump.

My god I am reveling in this poop shoot glory!
Poop Shoot Glory after a NO-WIPER is one of the finest things in life.

by neogemima April 21, 2009

Pre-Toilet Poop

To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet

I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop

by Mdgriff August 18, 2014

Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013

Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet

Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?

by BDJ Ferda August 7, 2020