Guy 1: Did you hookup with Sarah last night?
Guy 2: Yeah dude. She let me Boston Double Park her!
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: Yeah dude. She let me Boston Double Park her!
Guy 1: Nice.
by SeymourFed December 31, 2015
Get the boston double parkmug. A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.
Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…
Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…
by Phuc Yuu November 2, 2021
Get the Lincoln Park Highschoolmug. Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
Get the telling me your limo is triple parkedmug. Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
Get the College Park High Schoolmug. (n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.
Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."
Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"
Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"
Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."
Bobby "Oh."
Jimbo "Fuck you."
Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"
Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"
Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."
Bobby "Oh."
Jimbo "Fuck you."
by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011
Get the Southern Parkingmug. by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>yo, Bro, I Hate The Man hol Cover On Tiebout By The No Parking Sprayed Gate<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"
by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024
Get the Parkedmug.