Heated fart

A heated fart is the action of farting directly into a wall mounted electric heater turned up to maximum temperature. The fan in the heater will accelerate the dispersal of the fart. If done properly you should be able to clear out a room. This also has the added benefit of burning off the dust clinging to the electric heating elements in the summer, adding a burning dust fragrance and fire prevention.

"Why are you bent over in front of the heater Johnson!......... and why does it smell like hot Garbage?!"
"Oh just launching my post dinner heated fart"

by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015

fart mail

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc

i just sent jesse fart mail

by dan5000 May 20, 2015

Fart Mart

going to a place with alot of people and release all sources of gas rudely.

Debby Lee realised her dangerous farts whcih made Target a fart mart.

by dai the thottie June 6, 2015

Fart cracker

A slang term used in regions of New England referring to someone that like to intentionally annoy people, and is a mean bean

Bill: Hey Jimmy, those fries you are eating are as unhealthy as a pickle in the raisin parade!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!

by datDude June 30, 2015

fart snake

A fart snake is when a guy cums so hard during oral sex that he accidentally farts.

Gary came so hard while Misty was giving him head that he farted and misty called him a fart snake.

by Cheeaintlion April 4, 2016

Fart stick

When your jerking off and air gets ttapped under your foreskin so every time you go up or down it makes a fart sound.

You sound like a fart stick

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019