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Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.
MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose
by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018
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chocolate pillowcase

After performing anal sex the penis is removed and cleaned off by wiping your now flaccid member on the receivers pillowcase
Man that chick went ballistic when I decided to give her a chocolate pillowcase to remember our epic night together .
by Theoriginalbugsy June 8, 2018
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Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.
Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.
by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018
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chocolate spunkbubble

When she is trying to fart cum out of her arse and it bubbles up !
Rode her ass like a jockey and then she blew a chocolate spunkbubble at me !
by slimboyfat82 March 24, 2018
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Chocolate Surprise

Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.
I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}
by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018
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Chocolate Soda

When an interracial couple has sex that ultimately ends in explosive diarrhea
“Don’t Tell anyone, but Patricia and Tyrone just shared a chocolate soda.”
by hazelbeit April 14, 2018
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Chocolate Smooch

When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.
"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"
by Gordoncheese May 17, 2018
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