The highest rated offensive lineman in Idaho. An American Football player who started his days of tackle football in 2012 as an 8 year old playing up with middle schoolers.
by jack wisconsin December 18, 2019
Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...
by DontFuckUp November 24, 2019
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by Alex Stewart Hater November 03, 2021
Someone who you thought you loved... but then they called you "Buttson" in front of everyone.
Now he is the worst person ever. Someone who you no longer love.
Now he is the worst person ever. Someone who you no longer love.
by Interestinguseofpseudonym December 02, 2022