Brown Bear

An act of masturbating during or after defecating.

I thought James went to the toilet? What's taking him so long?!.... Must be having a Brown Bear.

by Shagwan January 13, 2011

Brown Out

When one drinks an excessive amount. Similar to a "Black out" except partial things are remembered but you shit your pants at the end of the night.

Man I drank way too much last night, I shouldn't have had that Taco Bell before we went out though because I had total brown out at the end of the night

by austenc15 January 18, 2009

brown bread

Better than white - by faaaaaaaaar!

''This brown bread is so much nicer than white bread''

by Kevin Brown Bread November 14, 2006

Brown Tie

The shit skid left on a chick's stomach after tit-fucking her.

Check out that chicks brown tie

by Mikus February 6, 2003

ballpoint brown

When someone uses the tip of their prairie-dogging turd like the ink in a ballpoint pen. Can be used to draw complex images or words. Sexual or not. Similar to a rolling brownout.

Last night my girlfriend used her ballpoint brown to tell me she loved me for the first time.

by Ruff Around The Edges March 25, 2022

brown onion

Slang term for anus.

"I thought that guy at the door was a census taker but he was just a homeless guy who wanted to poke me in my brown onion!"

by nurtchle December 26, 2007

brown out

1.if you are playing some sort of video game or any sort of game, when you need to poop, instead of calling time-out you call a brown out.
2.pausing an activity to take a shit.

This video game is so fun. O, god here it comes into my lower bowels. i can't stand it any longer. I gotta go poo so badly!
"brown out!, gotta go take a poo"

by I.C. Big Weiner June 30, 2007