Wet bag of chips

adjective.- When someone, or something is undesirable, and disappointing in a disgusting manner.

Statement : Did you know Mazie Hirono is so successful, but unmarried?

Response: Oh that "wet bag of chips?" That is no surprise to me at all....

by KRAFTWAVE February 13, 2025

Wet Rutter

The sound when a deep ribbed vibrator is used on a very wet💦 vagina.

I was sent a video and it was a female showing me her wet rutter

by Jpagarz July 26, 2022

wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.

I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.

by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010

wet fish

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.

He his handshake was a wet fish

by Why is this so bloody hard? April 3, 2017

Wet the Whiskers

When a female with a full bush of pubic hair urinates

Sally really needed to wet the whiskers but the restroom was occupied

by Humanised Centipede September 2, 2017

wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019

Wet

when you've had to much fun in bed, and your cock releases some smelly water

Mr tatum got wet imagining having a threesome with Mr Pointer and Mr d'mello

by Joseph bexler January 1, 2021