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Donkey Shit

Any film created by Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer
Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, were all pieces of donkey shit, and Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer should be shit on by donkey's for having created them.
by Nick Den October 20, 2008
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Stunt Shitting

The act of defecating as a performance or art. A highly valued skill, it is necessary to be able to shit on demand, producing interesting shapes, large quantities or to fire huge distances

Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience

For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash
Guy 1: Dude this gathering is so lame, bail?

Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire

Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
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Shit Happens

When something stupid or annoying happens without your control.

Forrest Gump's famous quote.
Tom: I got fired yesterday. Our company's cutting back.

Jack: That sucks.

Tom: Yeah, shit happens.

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Fan: You just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit!

Forrest Gump: It happens.

Fan: What, shit?

Forrest Gump: Sometimes.
by Teal Tower July 30, 2010
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Shit Posting

1: The failure to make a constructive post
2: The inability to add useful information to a forum
3: Worthless overly offensive generally racists posts written in a manner which aggravates others.

4: Nrom
"A rain of shit posting shall fall on this new section"
by Chunky Milk March 26, 2010
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Shit Patties

You know what I'm talking about...
by ABE LINCOLN March 29, 2003
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Cool Shit

another way to say I Don't Give A Fuck.
If someone says something irrelevant, you simply reply with
"Cool Shit".
Guy #1: Hey bro, i was with your sister last night.
Guy #2: Cool shit.

Girl: I love you, austin <33
Guy: Cool shit.
by jajanicole March 10, 2012
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That gay shit

What all of us homosexuals need after a long day of hanging around Straight people
Hey what you doing this afternoon (straight person asks)
Doing that gay shit

(dancing to Lady Gaga with rainbow flags)
by The gay queen May 22, 2018
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