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Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.
I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.
by Stirmanator December 9, 2018
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Beach Bear

Beach Bear is the best in the band he’s so hot
by Beach. Bear April 25, 2022
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Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?
by Sexydimma May 16, 2022
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freddy five bear

chika the kitchen Bonnie the Bon Bon Foxy the pirate fox arrrrr
Alteast it’s not Freddy Five Bear
by Acxy March 6, 2024
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Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!
Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Tennessee Tapping Bear

Mysterious bear, similar to a black bear, that sneaks up on unsuspecting children and taps their shoulder before quickly disappearing. Rumor has it that if there is nowhere for them to hide, they can vanish into thin air.
The Tennessee tapping bear tapped my shoulder.
by Trizzlegrizzle April 25, 2021
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bear getting honey

When a bear preforms oral on his cub
Joey went with his cub to do the ol’ bear getting honey
by Trooper Thorn May 5, 2021
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