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Anti Spangle Juice

Anti Spangle Juice - This term may be applied to any non alcoholic beverage when embarking on, or involved as willing participant in a pilgrimage to seshleyhem.

When using the term outside of the normal seshleyhem pilgrimage scenario, anti spangle juice should only be applied to water.

Anti Spangle Juice is traditionally served with ice and a fresh lemon slice.
May I offer you a glass of anti spangle juice, good sir?
by Supertato January 31, 2023
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Post-apple juice

n. Cider, ie an alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice.
'Pint of post-apple juice please, mate.'

By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.
by Breld January 13, 2012
mugGet the Post-apple juicemug.

the crab has juice.

To be fashionable or stylish, to be full of swag; impressively smart-dressed. Most commonly used when someone has new garments or shows up dressing formal.
Look at this man's jacket: the crab has juice.
by Ervaela January 9, 2015
mugGet the the crab has juice.mug.

Fish Juice Yoga

A new yoga sensation on the verge of taking Europe by storm. Although its exact origins are unclear it is believed to have been created in woodlands near Kent, a county in the south of England, after years of dedication by an experimental yoga prodigy. Testing even for the most experienced yoga enthusiast and consisting of some unique moves fish juice yoga is the next big thing to hit the yoga world.
Fish Juice Yoga position include but not limited to: - (Video links to come)

Electric Eel (traditionally involves lots of shaking)
Clam Without Pearl (Thrusting and stretching legs as much as possible)
Clam With Pearl (Same as without pearl but arms must be crossed the whole time)
Stuck Turtle (Like a dog scratching it's back on a carpet)
Panicking Salmon (similar to Electric Ell but involves horizontal movement across the floor)
Peaceful Sea Horse (Full body stretch while moving back and forth on the tips of toes)
by Liot October 2, 2013
mugGet the Fish Juice Yogamug.

hand hammer juice

When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.
Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.
by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017
mugGet the hand hammer juicemug.

shoot a juice

Similar to 'shooting a deuce', but instead of pissing you shoot you Man mayo, jizz, spulge, whatever.
D00d I'd like to shoot a juice in her face
by Jordan March 1, 2003
mugGet the shoot a juicemug.

Weezin the Juice

You still squeez the jucie, juicy here.

Coined from the movie Iniceno man w/ Polly Shores.
Dude if that turd is stuck sqeeze the juice and get it out!

Your still Weezin the juice like an old school cave dweller man. How's you english? Mine sucks!
by EmphasisOnthePLSNowPart May 23, 2010
mugGet the Weezin the Juicemug.

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