Cream Cheese

A nickname for someone who is a smooth talker. It works well as a boy or girl's nickname.

Caution: Anyone Cream Cheese will be able to easily pull you in with their easy-to-listen-to words!

Guy: Man, that girl knows just the right things to say to me!
Guy 2: yeah, man, she's Cream Cheese at heart...

by Iamallama July 4, 2011

pecker cheese

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .

extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

Fuck cheese

It is a backwords way of saying Cheese fuck. A "Cheese Fuck" is someone who fucks cheese.

Your such a fuck cheese!
What a cheese fuck, I'm leaving!

by Fishman October 20, 2004

dick cheese

A particulary cliched and irrelovent local radio presenter.

Gooooooooood morning, I'm Dick Cheese.

by James April 19, 2004

cheese whiz

Bullshit, nonsense

Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18

by Mohamed April 5, 2004

cheese ball

more homosexual than your grandma's cooter

(bob kisses a man) "dude... you're a f#@*ing cheese ball"

by jake walgenbach May 13, 2005

swedish cheese

This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese."

The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.

by skater jack daniels October 25, 2006