Blue eyes

When a girl/guy gives a guy a blow job with blue food colouring in her/his mouth and then after the guy cums she/he spits out the blue cum into his eyes.

Example:

Guy1: hey man what happened to you last night?
Guy2: I got blue eyes from my girlfriend.

Example:

Guy1: hey man what happened to you last night?
Guy2: I got blue eyes from my girlfriend.

by Cutelittlerabbit May 22, 2018

BLUE BALLS

IF YOUR BIRD TURNS YOU ON SO MUCH THEN DOESNT MAKE FOR YOU TO SHOOT YER LOAD AFTER A WHILE YOUR BALLS COME UP UNDERNEATH YOUR PUBIC BONE TO YOUR NAVAL AND ITS PAIN BEYOND ALL COMPARE IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT - PUSHING THEM BACK DOWN INTO YOUR SACK AINT EASY ALTHO ITS PREFERABLE -

AW MAN I GOT THEM CURSED WRETCHED BLUE BALLS COZ MY OLD LADY WENT WITH "FLUFF MUFFLER" YESTERDAY EVENING ! -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

Blue Panda

A sad fat gay man

Did you hear that Matt's dog died? He's a blue panda right now.

by agentcm99 June 14, 2018

Blue Anon

An anonymous person who somehow has blue skin.

Blue Anon visited Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

by BetterSkatez March 7, 2021

blue dollar

A dollar manufactured only by the "blue dollar guy". Has something to do with red pants.

"I cant believe you spent your blue dollar"

"hey, I was hungry!"

by cheez wiz November 11, 2003

Blue Waffle

A Blue Waffle is a woman whose vagina has turned blue during child birth. After a woman has had a child it is used as a joke to describe her vaginal status.

She is a blue waffle. She has had a kid.

by J Squiggle July 27, 2010

Blue Cheese

1. Cheese That Smells Like Ass!
2. Cheese Thats Blue

1. EW That Guys Eating Blue Cheese!
2. Holy Shit That Cheese Is Blue!

by Seagulls of Satan September 28, 2008