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No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.
You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 11, 2019
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BUM

Beast
Upper
Management

A nice way to personally and now urban Dictionarily define the word people keep calling you or you just know you are ^u^
Im BUM and I live in a box!
by tardwoot January 25, 2011
mugGet the BUMmug.

Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner
Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.
by King_rar March 8, 2025
mugGet the Bum Blanched Boomerangmug.

Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly
My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly
by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017
mugGet the Bum Crumpetsmug.

bum creame

You need to use some bum creame your ass stinks
by princess_harry April 19, 2021
mugGet the bum creamemug.

salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum
Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy
by LewisJepson September 20, 2010
mugGet the salad bummug.

Bum

by McCabe1215 August 1, 2022
mugGet the Bummug.

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