Shanghai Meat Bun

When your at a party and everyone falls then you jack off and splurge between their but cheeks

John:What did you do last night Bob?

Bob:I went to a party and when everyone was sleeping i gave Sharon a Shanghai Meat Bun

Sharon:Thats why my ass cheeks were stuck together

by ChoadZillla69 February 19, 2010

Meat and two veg

Another word for a man’s junk

The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg

by ShawnyD20 May 22, 2019

tiberious meat hammer

giant male reproductive organ: penis ; dick; schlong; boneration

my pussy was blown out by a 14 inch tiberious meat hammer

by rich horak December 15, 2006

Meat Whiz

Processed meat in an easy-to-open container. The meat equivalent to cheese whiz.

I'm in the mood for a toasted cheeze and spam samich. Mmmm meat whiz!

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

Slappy Meat Smear

The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.

Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.

by Chad Tranchida January 17, 2009

Diabete your Meat

When a diabetic masturbates. Can be both genders, and may include the use of needles.

Devan - "Jj, you can't Diabete your Meat right now."
Jj - "But their penises are touching!"

by Henry Jenkins III August 22, 2011

Insert the Meat (ITM)

Insert the Meat is a phrase that refers to slipping your "meat" aka cock, penis, slong into a poosie, thus ITM.

I would really like to insert the meat (ITM) into that hot clone over there.

by CP November 19, 2004