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cabana boy

hot, young man who serves my-or your should you need it- every whim. And I mean every whim.
"Oh Cabana Boy!! Do be a dear an grab me another lime for this avacado daiquiri! And don't you feel soooo constricted in those wet swim trunks? You really ought to just take them off."
by crackerjillian June 16, 2005
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boy scout

An organization that is strongly misunderstood. Although gays are not allowed, a few slip in, giving it a bad name. Boy scouts do not knit or sell cookies, but rather do shit that most people are afraid to do. Rock climibing, 100 mile long hikes, playing with fire, and eating food that you have cooked outside on dishes that have never been washed are the favorites. Those that are not home-schooled are often athletic and have at least one girlfriend.
Dude I wish I was a boy scout.
by brman March 27, 2009
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Big Boy

A fat boy that has a very large dick
Person 1: It's big boy! Let's go!
Person 2: He will crush us with that massive dick
by I can smell you December 15, 2016
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indie boy

A truly delicious species. Incredibly kind and nice too. They seem to only be found at gigs for bands with no more than a million scrobbles on Last.fm. Even though it may seem like they look a lot like an emo (eg glasses, skinny, Converse, tight jeans(delectable :P)) they most certainly aren't! There isn't any eyeliner or dyed hair there! There is variety amongst the clothes indie boys wear too-they definitely do not look all the same.
-Some types like to wear shirts, ties, blazers and the like. I have on occasion seen a full suit donned by an indie boy. Actually, he may have been an emo because he had dyed his hair bright purple and looked like he was trying too hard.
-Some types wear skintight cardigans with a t-shirt underneath them. The buttons on the cardigan don't normally start until at least under the ribs, and the t-shirt will normally be right up to the neck. A lot of the time, one or the other is stripey, but never both. Worn with tight jeans, Vans or Converse (never a chav make of trainer basically) and often a scarf, even indoors.
-Others will be wearing a band t-shirt. A lot of band t-shirts just happen to be black, don't label them emo because of the black t-shirt. It will have some kind of band logo on it, normally either incredibly simple or incredibly detailed. Same jeans and trainers as the other types.
---These are interchangeable.

Their hair varies too, but not a skinhead/prickles/mohawk look. Neither is their hair longer than shoulder length either. It's normally either really curly (eg think of that Luke PRICKtard from the Kooks for an idea-oh and as if the Kooks are indie, they are merely clinging onto the indie culture), really messy but naturally messy-little product is needed, or in like a bob but flat to their head. Not straightened to hell like some emo boiz.

Obviously, it's not just their look that determines their "indie boy" status. The music is by far the most important thing. Talking to an indie boy will often leave you with an armful of scribbled band names to look up, and that does not take an awful long time either. With any luck he will have his mp3 player with him and you can listen to what he's talking about. It will be good. Of course it will be good. AND it's an excuse to be close to him. Then you can always slip in a couple of suggestions of your own.

Sadly, the nicest ones are always taken ie the ones without spots and the ones considered "fit" outside of the indie community. But the others, they are truly fantastic as well as obviously looks are not everything and they are a zillion times better than chavs.
Sadly where I live, the indie boy is incredibly rare due to my town being incredibly chavvy. The smaller towns around it are slightly better, but also posher.

Example of conversation ABOUT an indie boy:
Girl 1: I love that guy's hair, it's so messy! I just want to touch it!
Girl 2: Ooh, he likes Johnny Foreigner too, he's wearing their T-shirt!
Girl 1 (enters staring state): I can see his bulge through his jeans...
Girl 2 (does same): me too...
Girl 1: *sighs*
Girl 2 (notices girl with him): Damn, he's taken.

Example of talking with an indie boy (normally at gigs)
Girl: So what did you think of the support act?
Boy: They're alright. They reminded me of Elle S'appelle in a way, with the keyboards and that. (NB this will often be more technical but i am useless at that...)
Girl: Who are they?
Boy: Well, there are three of them, keys, bass and drums with no guitarist strangely, and the woman and the bloke take turns singing.
Girl: (whips out pen) Elle...S'ap...pelle *writes on arm*
Boy: Yeah I started listening to them about 3 months ago, I wish they had more stuff out though.
Girl: They sound good! I'll look them up when I get home. Do you like Johnny Foreigner? They are probably my favourite band at the moment.
Boy: No, what are they like? (i think you can see the cycle appearing here)

Indie boys will be the nicest type of boys you will ever talk to. Probably. Talking solidly for half an hour just about music is a fantastic experience. And I loved every second instead of being surrounded by my "teenie" friends all saying hellogoodbye are the best band ever and Forrest is soooooo adorkable!!!!!!! etc.
by Avid WAS fan April 1, 2008
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pretty boy

by LisaC August 11, 2003
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Fuck boy

A fuck boy is a kid that will post pictures of himself flexing his ass off and/or a kid that will post how much he benches on instagram,twitter or Facebook but in reality is a total pussy
I constantly scroll through the twitter and see the lots of fuck boys
by Sean6969 August 6, 2014
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bad boys

Deliberately suggestive euphemistic reference to any multiple object whether accurately suggestive or not.

NB Only even to be used by women who know how to raise an eyebrow and still look cute and sexy.
1. I'm wearing this low-cut top because I really want Seth to see my bad boys (breasts) at work today.
2. Jimmy has just gone to get us a couple of bad boys (beers) from the bar.
3. I'm so annoyed that the kids left all these bad boys (pencils) on this table, I don't want to tidy them up.
4. Tina sure was up for it tonight, she left with a couple of bad boys!
5. Why can I never find my bad boys (keys) when I really need them?
by DGW1977 March 1, 2009
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