I think I have a reversed vagina.
by Jimmy Halpret February 07, 2019
A fake hair style, made popular by middle-age men, who are not accepting their male-patterned baldness but instead, insist their impending baldness is a hair style.
Jim: Wow, Mike, you are really starting to go bald!
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.
by B-gas Scott February 15, 2024
A schlepp is similar to a jinx or a sandbag. To reverse schlepp is to sandbag again in order to reverse the jinx.
Todd reverse schlepped his way to a fantasy football victory by telling Creede the game was over, when he still had his qb on play.
by Cat the Ripper October 20, 2020
by Johnston McKenzie May 06, 2023
Actually happened, Santa Cruz:
Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.
Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.
Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?
Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.
Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.
Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.
Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D
Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.
Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.
Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?
Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.
Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.
Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.
Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D
by Rev Modé November 24, 2021
An extremely dumb white guy looking for simple home jobs in Mexico. He will have either an ok understanding of Spanish or barely any at all. It is pretty common for him to leave before a job is finished, and with some of your property too. He will have common trips to the United States, and will most likely sell your stuff to thrift stores in the US.
"¿Puedes poner una bañera nueva por 700 pesos?"
"Si. Grande jobo, amigo."
"Ah, so you reverse-spic, ese?"
"Si. Grande jobo, amigo."
"Ah, so you reverse-spic, ese?"
by Pingadingus March 12, 2024
A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!
Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(
by SekkiGamer October 24, 2022