Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024

when the santas go marching in

a march

when the santas go marching in

by xdr5t3evq3q November 15, 2023

Menace to M’s March

Annoy the people who’s name starts with “M”!

Person - Yo Maxwell its Menace to M’s March
Maxwell - OH SHOOT

*person slaps Maxwell*

by VolcanicSalt March 8, 2024

10th of March

the day he lost his v card

“dude, i lost it on the 10th of March”

by nehelol March 20, 2024

Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

16th of march

the 16th marks the birthday of the littlest of the little people.

i heard lili was born on the 16th of march
Wow! She must be so little!

by Crazy_CFR April 27, 2024