monkey bag

when a gay guy hangs from a tree and teabags his partner while swinging from the tree branch

dude those 2 fags monkey bag eachother in there back yeard on the tree

by NOSFERATU6900 August 22, 2009

Monkey tail

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!

by SwanyM September 20, 2018

Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

anal monkey

a pooder,
gaylord,
a man who likes it up the poop shoot,
turd burgler,
arse bandit,
DALE WINTON!!

The prick is an anal monkey

by El Minge July 16, 2008

slush monkey

The longer term for the word sluh. Basically, a slut, but used more as a term of endearment than an insult.

You're such a slush monkey.

by Christian Waters October 8, 2006

sludge monkey

when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina

that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!

by Danaco March 22, 2008

River Monkey

A poker player who pays you off just the amount you want, just to see the river card - and of course - to hit his flush or straight, against the odds you gave him.

Keep paying me off at over price, river monkey.. cant believe you a paid pot size bet with your 9 high flush, you f***ng retard!! (Tilt)

by Vinzer April 4, 2010