1 definition by Vinzer

A poker player who pays you off just the amount you want, just to see the river card - and of course - to hit his flush or straight, against the odds you gave him.
Keep paying me off at over price, river monkey.. cant believe you a paid pot size bet with your 9 high flush, you f***ng retard!! (Tilt)
by Vinzer April 5, 2010
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