Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Get out of my house

Something ive said with the right to quiet enjoyment and as only leased tenant and why im killing the world.

I said "Get out of my house!"

by Cody5050 May 19, 2023

Alligator fuck house

When 2 or more people have sex in at least ankle deep water.

My mom said it was game night, but I came back early and walked into a real alligator fuck house.

by [AFH] Bodhi29 April 3, 2023

carpet house

taya bedford

taya bedford lives in a carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022

Hotel House

An oxymoron for a short term rental in a residential neighborhood; especially one known for a parade of loud parties,

The neighbors greeted the new hotel house with open contempt.

by mlhiss January 5, 2024

House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.

Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.

by Potato Crunch May 20, 2018

.9.Get Your Eight Hundred And Twenty Seven Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

.9.Get Your Eight Hundred And Twenty Seven Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

.9.Get Your Eight Hundred And Twenty Seven Out of My Automated Clearing House.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025