chocolate

Something a boyfriend/husband buys a women when it is that time of the month so that she is not a complete an utter bitch

best friend #1: "bro why is my girlfriend being a bitch?"
best friend #2:"does she smell like fish and is bleeding from her vagina?"
best friend #1: :yeah lol"
best friend #2:" just buy her chocolate and she wont be a bitch anymore"

by mcnuget nigga May 21, 2019

Chocolate Milk

When you get a blowjob while your penis is covered in chocolate

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a chocolate milk last night!"

by Dr. GingerBeard May 21, 2019

Sexual Chocolate

Its where black people submerge themselves in chocolate pudding and just down and dirty.Its also where men queef too hard and shit out half their intestines.

I just did sexual chocolate

by Alabama made abortion illegal May 23, 2019

Chocolate Soufflé

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they can’t hold their shart in any longer... so the flood gates are opened

I just wanted to eat my girls ass, but I ended up with a chocolate soufflé.

by LeDudeguy May 26, 2019

chocolate pop

When you pull out a poopy penis and insert in partners mouth.

Jay gave is partner a chocolate pop last night.

by Sky w May 27, 2019

halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

Chocolate Popsicle

After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.

Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.

by K_MoonMan_K August 9, 2019