Back-Alley Vasectomy

When a woman takes your entire nutsack in her mouth and bites down unexpectedly.

'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'

by Littlenake October 10, 2020

i'll be back in a year

A dear friend of mine,Tony Stark; after a surreal lulu ran to the front door, head draped in a towel and said "I'll be back in a year". Then promptly vanished.

It means I don't plan on seeing you again, ever.

It's not you, it's me. Let's meet again "I'll be back in a year".
Avenged nyu win Tony Stark-

by Teaselliot4me March 7, 2018

rollin' back the odometer

When a girl states she's had sex with way less guys than what's accurate out of fear that you'll assume she's a huge slut.

Mike: Dude, I should've totally fucked Meghan last night.
Frank: I heard she's a huge slut.
Mike: But she said she's only been with 3 guys.
Frank: Bro, no way! Her?... You know she's totally cracked the glass and is rollin' back the odometer on that one.

by Mike "Geesedawg" Greer April 21, 2016

back from the dead

time to get head.

back from the dead time to get head

by the cooler penguin27 November 5, 2021

Bare-back a Turtle

Verb. When you accidentally forget to lift the cover on the toilet seat before you sit down.

"I just went to the bathroom and I'll be damned if I didn't bare-back a turtle"

by phishphreak1234 September 5, 2013

Canadian Back Rub

to cross check someone in the lower back repeatedly.

That hoser was giving me a hard time so I gave him a good canadian back rub.

by Chris Pronger June 21, 2012

get back girl

the girl a guy dates to get back at an ex, or to try to make an ex jealous

He saw his ex in the bar with her new man so he called Emily to come to the bar to meet him. She's his get back girl, again.

by Crystal Stone November 27, 2011