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birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes

The phrase birds of feathers flock together is not the full phrase. It means your ‘friends’ fake ones will be friend with you until the cat something bad comes. So choose your friends wisely!
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Birds and The Bees 

When a parent or guardian thinks you're old enough to get 'the talk', so they tell you that it's time to talk about the birds and the bees.

Most of the time, it's the worst talk ever. Like, ever.
Mum: Honey, time to talk.
Boy: About what?
Mum: About the birds and the bees, honey.
Boy: *screams and runs* I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW!!
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birdseye 

To pleasure a women with one's hands.
i.e. 'Birdseye Fish Fingers', a popular source of protein in the UK.
"Dude I totally birdseyed Stacy last night!"

"I didn't feel like going all the way with Thomas so I just had him give me a birdseye"
birdseye by Sifromcott January 29, 2008

birdfood 

Small penis. Under 6 inces
Hun do you got birdfood? If you go outside naked do birds attack you cause they hungry and they think your penis is a worm or birdfood?
birdfood by Miss.bleo November 8, 2007

Birds and Bees 

When people try to explain how babies are made.
Dad! Tell me about the birds and bees!
Birds and Bees by stormychild February 28, 2016

prussian birdcall 

After the act of felching, the fluid is snowballed into the mouth of your partner.
Lance told me that Micah tried to give him a prussian birdcall last night after a solid hour of ass-olympics!
prussian birdcall by turd fergason January 18, 2006

Insatiable Birdie 

A sex act performed by fucking a man in the ass in missionary position while leaning over and blowing him at the same time. It can be performed by either another man or a woman with a strap-on (see Pegging).

The act is named for its similarity to the motions made by the toy heat engines named drinking birds, insatiable birdies, or dipping birds.
Getting fucked in the ass with a strapon is great by itself, but the Insatiable Birdie is MIND BLOWING!