wet douche = when you cant describe someone , HAVE NO WORDS FOR THEM, ""a female in question"" who DID YOU WRONG (AND TOOK AWAY ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCTS) AND YOU WANNA MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, OR TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC, (TALKING SMACK / AKA TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEM) THIS FEMALE WHO DID YOU WRONG AND OR DESTROYED ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS, YOU CALL THEM A ""WET DOUCHE"" - FOR FEMALES ONLY
SHE DELETED MY FUCKING ACCT BEHIND MY BACK , AND PISSED ME OFF, AND NOW I FUCKING HATE HER!! AND NOW SHES A WET DOUCHE
by lesser of 2 eviles July 31, 2015
by The.1.with.the.bigballs February 9, 2021
Dylan: Did you hear Calvin got a buffalo wet willy?!
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.
by skylorddylllll November 16, 2019
A self-inflicted swirly in which one then proceeds to stick his/her head into the crouch of a female.
by Unkle karl April 25, 2019
by JimFoot January 29, 2019
(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.
by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023
Getting head while eating pasta.
Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.
by Druburr March 7, 2022