pecker cheese

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .

extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

Cream Cheese

A nickname for someone who is a smooth talker. It works well as a boy or girl's nickname.

Caution: Anyone Cream Cheese will be able to easily pull you in with their easy-to-listen-to words!

Guy: Man, that girl knows just the right things to say to me!
Guy 2: yeah, man, she's Cream Cheese at heart...

by Iamallama July 4, 2011

Gooch Cheese

a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch

Looks like someone gave you some gooch cheese

by FoShizzleMyNizzleOffTheHizzle February 22, 2011

Fuck cheese

It is a backwords way of saying Cheese fuck. A "Cheese Fuck" is someone who fucks cheese.

Your such a fuck cheese!
What a cheese fuck, I'm leaving!

by Fishman October 20, 2004

dick cheese

A particulary cliched and irrelovent local radio presenter.

Gooooooooood morning, I'm Dick Cheese.

by James April 19, 2004

cheese whiz

Bullshit, nonsense

Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18

by Mohamed April 5, 2004

cheese ball

more homosexual than your grandma's cooter

(bob kisses a man) "dude... you're a f#@*ing cheese ball"

by jake walgenbach May 13, 2005