When correlation doesn't equal causation, people tend to make the mistake of skipping from factor A to B. That missing third ever-so-absent variable of the logic chain is C.
"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."
No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.
"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."
No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.
Person 1: "People who have lighters in their pockets are far more likely to develop lung cancer. Obviously, lighters lead to lung cancer, it's just simple A-to-B logic."
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"
by anonymous April 15, 2025
Get the Factor Cmug. What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
Get the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G Vmug. 
A cool person who is pro at Speech and Debate, and it can't be denied that he is better than the undeniably annoying Gina. As you can see, he is a pro at oratory and congress. He rules the Whiz Quiz world, and he is a man of all people. I've never seen any skilled person know his maps and schools so well. This guy knows himself very well, and he can roast you pretty well, as he can find a way to beat your arguments 99% of the time. It's crazy how people underestimate him, but he knows his skills, as he can be your GPS anywhere. Plus, this guy knows schedules and dates so much that he will beg you to answer him, or else you will be damaged. He also loves sports and really likes Luka Doncic cause he's super skilled, and his basketball IQ is extremely high. It's almost crazy how he's good at so many things, and he is very competitive, so don't expect to beat him. His Instagram is the power machine of followers, and he knows his Instagram style.
Hey, it's Timothy C Knows.
Congratulations, you're so good, Timothy C Knows.
That guy, Timothy C Knows, literally beat us by a whopping 37 points.
Nice to meet you, is this TImothy C Knows?
Congratulations, you're so good, Timothy C Knows.
That guy, Timothy C Knows, literally beat us by a whopping 37 points.
Nice to meet you, is this TImothy C Knows?
by TheManHasSkills October 19, 2020
Get the Timothy C Knowsmug. Running away from police who come to bust your party and always getting away. This term origniated in Charlestown,MA.
Leo- " Yo t-con the cops are on the way"
T-Con- "so you mean?"
Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"
T-Con- "so you mean?"
Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"
by Townie494949494 September 7, 2011
Get the C-Town Shufflemug. 5 minute crafts narrator: where's betty
google translate: hmm I wonder where betty is
5 minute crafts narrator: look at my new glasses
google translate: woah.glasses.now.that's.the.shit
google translate: hmm I wonder where betty is
5 minute crafts narrator: look at my new glasses
google translate: woah.glasses.now.that's.the.shit
by imjabefffff January 15, 2021
Get the cmug. Same as dick but its a thick dick
by Zolyx August 17, 2018
Get the D I C Cmug.