Ass Crack

The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out

ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob

by ThatOneDud November 5, 2018

crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.

Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.

by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022

Degenerate crack

A misterious substance that goes through everybody's vascular system. Usually, people that posses an abnormal amount of it, will for the most part ruin your day, as well as their own. The *Degenerate crack* is also responsible for a the degenerate-like behaviour that people show on regular basis.

Chum1: Damn, my fellow gang member, my new employers gotta be on that *Degenerate crack*.

Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.

Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.

Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.

by Pseudo Stoic August 15, 2019

Tuck Between the Crack

Slang term for when someone with male genitalia tucks their appendage between their legs to make it less obvious.

Before she finished her drag look, she made sure to tuck between the crack.

by Mazal_Tov_Jess April 17, 2021

board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.

Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.

by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024

Cracked

To be at the peak of your performance or just feel very skilled at doing something

"Bro I'm cracked rn "
"Dude you're cracked today"

by Canerboss June 26, 2019

model o on crack

a glorious model o on crack

yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????

dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society

by Glorious Official Company June 16, 2021