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Simp

a word that was first created by the gods Phineas and ferb
Hey did you guys know that the only simp here is the Squirrels In My Pants (simp)
by Crispety November 10, 2020
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Simp

A male individual who befriends a girl (or tries to) in order to get in between her panties. They also share similar traits to cucks, being that they would still attach themselves to their 'target' even though they experience constant rejection and ill treatment from them.

This can lead to disastrous consequences for the simper and/or the simple.

Recent studies have shown that simps usually gain their social skills from weeb anime. They get to a stage where they desire a real waifu that transcends a screen/lovedoll but have no real life social skills, so end up frightening or getting abused by the opposite sex.
Normal guy: Hey dude, seeing anyone lately?

Simp: Yeah, I'm seeing this one girl, she has a boyfriend but I know she's waiting for the right time to be with me.

Normal guy: Dude, you need to wake up. You sound like a full blown simp.
by Manlikecarlos September 3, 2021
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simp

a man who does or says something for a woman solely because she is a woman that he has feelings for but when it is not reciprocated back to him equally by her
the simp purposefully altered his workday routine at his workplace to make sure to be around her at a certain time in hopes that he would find something relevant to talk about with her just so he could talk to her despite her never showing any initial signs of attraction towards him

the simp was extra kind towards her only because he found her attractive

the simp spent his evenings thinking about her despite never even having sex with her
by secretrandompseudonym November 16, 2024
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Simp

a simp is a guy desperately trying to get a womans attention, and he dose so by sucking up to her and showering her in gifts. She gives a shit about him, because she gives just enough attention so he can keep spoiling her, and she just sees him as a way to get gifts/money. Simps are desperate for a girls attention, and they get it with gifts because of their lack in personality.
“That single, virgin jake is such a SIMP for addie. He literally just gave her a gucci purse for her birthday”
“I know bro. He’d probably get sent to the cuck chair when she finds out about his shrimper.”
by SUB2HENRYRAHONI November 1, 2023
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simp

matt youre such a zen 2.0 ( simp)
by bobby 12345678987654456543 April 14, 2020
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Simp

'Ani is the greatest simp'
by Crocodile Dick August 17, 2020
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Simp

Someone Impassioned by Miraculous Pussy
by Iykyktisbtyb June 25, 2020
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