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SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

S.I.M.P is for the most IMMACULATE and ICONIC song from Phineas and Ferb. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. like hun if u don’t know that song, what tf is wrong with u. Get a life. or at least a childhood. If u didn’t realized, Candice has squirrels in her pants.
Phineas- “do u hear someone yelling?”
Ferb- “-_-”
Perry the platypus- “grrrrrr
Candice- “AHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!”
(the background singers) “SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”

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A Chris who likes girls and wants to smash And only nice to them to smash
Chris is such a Simp he just wants to smash
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.A man will do anything for a girl. overly desperate for women. Will hit on any woman he sees
"?Have you met Noam Star 2"
"Yeah, he's such a simp"
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S. uper I. ntense M. inecraft P. layer
Kid 1- “bro your such a simp

Kid 2-“what a super intense Minecraft player?”
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A man who lives in Virginia and spends more money then he earns on a girl who sucks dick behind his back meanwhile her vagina smells like fish, this man will cut every close friend out of his life for a golddigger without even realizing it
Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him

Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about
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it started out as a guy who does too much to get with a girl, then incels started using it to describe a guy who respects women so then girls started using it as a joke and now it it just another word for fangirl
i’m such a simp for draco malfoy oml
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