I Shit Rocks

Gotta crap so bad fells like ur shitting rocks.

Holy mother of Jesus!!!!!, Bobby shits rocks!!!

by ROCK SHITTER July 30, 2004

Rock Paper Scissors

The process of using hand signs to make quick final decisions on minor conflicts

John: "Shotgun!"
Bill: "Bullshit, you got shotgun last time!"
John: "Rock Paper Scissors for it..."

Bill throws scissors, John throws paper.

Bill: "I win asshole!"
John: "Shit..."

by WBrown999 November 11, 2006

can't smoke a rock

no brain no pain, you can't wear me out

that dude can do pushups all day long but he is fucking stupid, you can't smoke a rock.

by #1Slick May 10, 2007

Council Rock Girl

bratty ass rich bitches that are really whores in disguise

a council rock girl gets her Tiffany's bracelet stuck around the dick she is currently sucking

by Corneillius Poopenheimer July 18, 2006

punk rock syndrome

When punk bands release albums loaded with swears and threats to the government but don't get parental advisories.

Pennywise, Green Day, NOFX, Bad Religion, ect.

by unknownname June 01, 2005

Rocking horse shit

something rare or nonexistant (because, a roecking horse does not generate maure)

The Pictures of the encounter with the storm were like rocking horse shit.

by The Return of Light Joker April 12, 2011

rock hard throbber

when you get such an un believable boner, and the veins are all pokin out and sheit, and just the slightest touch, would make you blow your gonad grease

listen,hee,playa, last night, i got ashley back to the crib, and we was all grindin N shit,adn let me tell you, i had one rock hard throbber,mang.. then she sat on my face and i skeeted in her yapper, and she loved that shit,son.. swallowed every drop, that hoe.

by nuttbusta May 17, 2009