firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

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poop fire

x: in what year are we?

y: in the poop fire

by imbabyflow October 02, 2020

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When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 06, 2020

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When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 06, 2020

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When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 06, 2020

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Slang term for seat heaters in cars . Refers to the area that is heated.

All mod cons in that car with aircon and twin front bush fires.

by Frandango October 09, 2022

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To be bored and can't go anywhere.

John: I'm sorry baby, but i can't go anywhere. I'm busy with the fire.
Lola: Busy with the fire?
John: Grandma's house is boring and i can't go anywhere.

by Yung_Cloud January 10, 2017

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