Attitude adjustment

When you get fucked into having a better mood

yah he gave me a good attitude adjustment last night!

Attitude adjustment by Thatemsgirl December 27, 2021

Indifferent attention 

the act of knowing exactly where someone is or what they are doing so an individual may have nothing to do with them while at the same location

-I can't believe she's not noticed me yet. I was standing right next to her for five minutes at the bar.
-Indifferent attention, man. They're born with it...

Indifferent attention by futz! October 22, 2008

rrheasthmatic attack 

You know, when you have to take a shit so bad when you have diarrhea, and you run to the shitter so fast that you develop a mild case of asthma... you've been there.

Usually happens when you:
1. Are a mad fast sprinter
2. Are overweight and take naturally massive dumps
3. A combination of 1 and 2, if at all possible
4. Oh yeah, or if you are a big pussy

Ross: Holy shit, did you see that tubby chick head for the john? She had the worst rrheasthmatic attack ever, but hell, I don't blame her... she nearly sharted all over my fucking leg.

Timmy: You know everybody hates you, right?

rrheasthmatic attack by RGTimE December 28, 2008

Panis attack  

When a panic attack occurs and that little piece of flub on you kind of goes BLEH.

Yesterday i had a panis attack and i was on the floor R-O-T-F-L-O-L-I-N-G while watching the Little Mermaid 2.

Panis attack by The Mascarafier March 12, 2009

Sudden Attack 

A sudden attack is a sudden, unexpected, unstoppable need to take a massive dump. Most often occurs in those with Irritable Bowel Syndrome or those who just consumed a large amount of fast food. 95% of the time, a sudden attack doesn't leave you enough time to walk to the nearest crapper forcing you to sprint like a madman which only makes it harder to hold it in. As such, you're forced to clench your asscheeks together as hard as you can resulting in a very awkward looking running posture that is certain to catch the attention and imagination of all nearby.

"That six-pack and a pound sure hit the spot...OH SHIT, SUDDEN ATTACK!"

Bob: Whoa, that guy's running like he just took it in the ass.
John: Probably a sudden attack.

Bob: Are we there yet? I gotta take a dump soon.
John: I think that there's a gas station about ten minutes down...
Bob: OH SHIT, SUDDEN ATTACK, FUCKING FLOOR IT!
John: Goddammit...

Sudden Attack by Yeret February 9, 2015

David Attenborough 

A (TV) presenter who many common English people try to copy his accent

Person 1: And here we see a...
Person 2: You don't sound anything like David Attenborough

David Attenborough by Somerandomboredguy May 15, 2018

JUUL Attack 

The panic and anxiety attack you feel when you cant locate your JUUL in times of need.

Lisa reached for her JUUL and when she realized it wasn't in her pocket she immediately began displaying signs of a JUUL attack.

JUUL Attack by Joewiththejuul May 21, 2018