eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

Uber Eats

Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.

Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."

by wilnym February 11, 2022

Eated the soap

you get smarter after eated the saop

how remove dumb?

you need to eated the soap

by among ass February 22, 2022

eat

When you insert food into your mouth to feed yourself so you don’t die

I just ate so much last night dude.

eat: Inserting food into your mouth

by Everything2837 July 1, 2019

Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD

1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?

by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021

Kinda eats

1. Used to call someone hot.
2. Used to describe that food is very good.

1. William is kinda eats.
2. Dinner tonight was kinda eats.

by Th3Gl1zzyG0bl1n May 8, 2022