Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 6, 2023

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Poo

A poo is a spice used to cook lasagne, poo can also mean a vacuum that sucks up dogs free willy’s

Stacey: look at that dogs free Willy
Jennifer: they should use a poo on that dog

by Coolkidwithabigtootu October 24, 2020

PEE PEE POO POO

Pig army

They will Kill you if you touch one of them

I found the pee pee poo poo army, I am lucky to even be alive

by UNICRNMAN December 27, 2019

Poo face

It’s a very offensive term in UK slang often used by “roadmen”

You’re such a poo face!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020