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one-upper downer

(n.) Someone who tries constantly to out-do your bad personal experiences with their own bad stories, which in their eyes, is always worse.
Me: Oh man, I just had the worst day at work! I got fired...

Tim: Oh, sorry about that. Mine wasn't too much better. I forgot to save a really long document before shutting down my computer. Such a bad day!
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Tim's a clear one-upper downer
by The Communicator November 11, 2009
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One-Eyed Watchdog

Someone who presents as concerned about an issue (antisemitism, free speech, death threats, political violence, lack of scientific rigor in some study, etc.) but only speaks up when political opponents commit the transgression, while guilty allies are ignored or defended.

Synonym - Hypocrite
Karen was outraged when Kavanaugh was accused but turned into a One-Eyed Watchdog when Biden and Cuomo were accused.
by LiberalKaren March 1, 2021
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Tier one addict

a person who is a habitual heavy drug user but can financialy support themself , does not steal from friends and family , can have large amounts of drugs and not use it all or kill themself but still has a very large drug addiction problem. Many top Drug dealers are tier one addicts .
Rick is fucked up all week on coke but still pays his bills , is a man of his word and never stole a dime from anyone hes a real tier one addict ......
by Dr Galoush July 23, 2012
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One Night Hand

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.
by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016
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One Rude Dude

One Rude Dude
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slang

Any cat who wholeheartedly believes they are the real deal could legitimately refer to themselves as such.

The phrase was ironically turned on its head, formerly being the moniker of knockabout heavyweight boxer Georgies Geronimo who competed within the amateur circuit.

Geronimo, who also went by the ring name of The Buffalo Prince was widely regarded to be anything but cool with his bright ginger hair and swaggering toward the ring with the handle of a rubber mallet between his teeth; the 1973 hit "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" by Willie Hutch played.

Locally, he developed a level of infamy for his gimmick which was to grab the ringside mic of any one of the commentary team before entering the ring and shouting "I am One Rude Dude. This dude eating beans tonight!"
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shift plus one

an alternative to literally pushing shift + 1 to produce an explanation mark. used to piss off noobs who cant talk internet slang.
ha ha. We pwned u noobs SHIFT PLUS ONE SHIFT PLUS ONE
by Lewis Smith February 26, 2007
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Hair Force One

The Bobby pins used to hold down the presidential candidates or president's hair/wig.
"If not for Hair Force One, the wind would have whipped that wig right off their head at the last campaign stop!"
by evablogger September 3, 2016
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