Two Words

She bad.

I have two words for you, she bad.

by Stdmdkd January 2, 2023

To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

by Totwotoomuch January 4, 2023

Two o' Five

A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.

Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?

No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!

Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.

by Kodez Minjo January 4, 2023

two fingers up

You want to commit suicide

“He held two fingers up in his photo”
“is he ok?”

by justtheguylife January 11, 2023

two fingers up

Suicidal

“Is he ok, he has two fingers up in his photo

by justtheguylife January 11, 2023

Two mercuries

An event representing Harry Potter’s glasses, and/or appearing only on the last day of July.

“I see two mercuries shining at us”

by Alo-posmi November 20, 2023

two

that shitty host in tpot
he is british do not trust him

two from tpot is a bad host

by probablypeenuts November 23, 2023