old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

Old Forester

Referred to as the best whiskey money can buy, Old Forester is a classic whiskey. Not only do the slight notes of vanilla and oak within the whiskey bring a smile to one’s face, but the overall affects of the whiskey are what make it special. People will often times find themselves cutting Old Forester with a large cube of ice, but after several glasses the taste overwhelms them and they can’t help but drink it straight. It is known that once an individual has drank several glasses, they unlock a new part of their brain.

“Dude did you see OJ won the spelling bee at the Ruckmoor? He got a free bottle of Old Forester and then proceeded to drink 5 glasses of it. He started speaking in tongues after the 5th glass!”

by The_Kernel…. March 18, 2025

The Old Cremator

when a bunch of old sweaty men get together in a sauna and partake in a diddy party

"Yo bro i was at the pool and went into the sauna and joined in on The Old Cremator!"

by Goontavious III Gonnius II March 26, 2025

Old Skinner

Name of reverence given to a guy who gets a lot of women, seemingly with little or no effort.

"Old Skinner ain't no beginner, he had it in'er before dinner"

by Dfdubmountain June 16, 2020

Old Ripper

someone with a low moral constitution

JORDAN IS AN OLD RIPPER

by karlos65 October 28, 2020

Old Head

person who thinks the new generation of music sucks. they are stupid btw

i hate this old head he keeps saying that pink floyd is better than all modern music

by gel_ November 5, 2023

stoopid old pedophile

If you're reading this Kyan, this is you. You finger underage asshole while furiously masturbating and cackling you 40-year-old husk.

stoopid old pedophile = kyan

by fuckoffnsa42069lol February 22, 2021